Posted by Dana and Lloyd on January 31, 2003 at 20:20:49:
In Reply to: Right On, March On posted by jhr on November 19, 2002 at 13:32:47:
This is in honor of Jimmy Carter winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
--Dana and Lloyd
IF YOU'RE CRAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, BOMB IRAQ!
(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands.")
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If you cannot please your Mama, bomb Iraq.
When the terrorists are naughty
Even though they're mostly Saudi
What's a few more bulldozed bodies?
Bomb Iraq!
If business scandals keep a-growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
Say, "To hell with those inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections!"
Close your mind and take direction.
Bomb Iraq!
Though you have no real allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
And though the smokin' gun ain't smokin',
We don't care and we're not jokin',
Ol' Saddam will soon be chokin'.
Bomb Iraq!
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Send the clouds of war a-stormin', bomb Iraq.
Though the ozone hole is growing,
And our ignorance is showing,
We're much happier not knowing.
Bomb Iraq!
"He tried to kill my Daddy." Bomb Iraq.
"And I'm his little Texas laddy!" Bomb Iraq.
"Saying no would be like treason,
Who says we need a reason?
It's the Saddam hunting season!
Bomb Iraq!"
(End with a bunch of cowboy yells and squeals.)
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